MushaMark

I would like to introduce my new line of greeting cards.  I call them the MushaMark!

Happy Birthday:

- Happy Sweet Sixteen; ...... Now Cover Your Hair!

- Happy 70th Birthday; ...... There is No Way I Could have Set so many Candles on the Cake so I just set it on FIRE!

Sorry You Lost:

- your Revolution; ........... Sha7waaaaaal!

- all your Court cases; .......... Next time don't get Caught!

- your credibility; ........... Don't worry you can still win a Pulitzer!

Congratulations:

- On Being Naturalized; ...... You Are Now a Target!

- On Your Graduation; .......  You Are Now Eligible For Unemployment Benefits!

- On Your Marriage; ....... Many More to Come!

- On Your Mut3a; ....... May You Enjoy the Next Hour!

- On being Released from Jail; ....... Are you Working with the CIA? 

Thank You:

-  For Coming to my Protest; ...... Next Time Bring your own Molotov! 

-  For Breaking the Law on my behalf; ..... May your actions never be caught on Camera!

- For not Voting; ...... It's the best way towards a Democracy!

Holiday:

- Happy Valentine's Day; ....... I Love you like I Love my other Wives!

-  Happy Valnetine's Day; ....... My LuLu Lover!!

- Ramadan Kareem; ....... Only Burn & Pillage after Futoor!!