Sunday, August 21, 2011

Why we should invade Qatar!

Yes, I said it - INVADE.  If anything I'm known to be extreme, but lets analyze this:

Their First major #FAIL was when they fabricated evidence and submitted it to the international court of justice regarding Hawar!  They were caught red-handed, and they had to admit their failed attempt publicly.   

Second, although they maintain no real army or air force; their budget for such purposes is higher than Bahrain's Military budget by a lot!  

Third, the obvious corruption in electing Bin Hammam over Sh. Salman bin Ebrahim Al-Khalifa of Bahrain as AFC President (FIFA), hosting the World Cup in 45-50C Heat... and their attempt to get Bin Hammam to win the Presidency of the FIFA.  These attempts to buy their way into organizations has to be stopped.  So the question is what is the solution? What is the solution to a country that secretly signs deals with IRAN and ISRAEL behind the backs of its neighbors!  Do they really need to trade with Israel for their economy to survive?

Steps We Need to Take:

1. Increase the military budget 5 times
2. Eliminate the housing budget & the housing bank
3. Freeze all current and future projects till after the invasion
4. Double the size of the 7alwa Shwaiter Factory!
5. Raise taxes
6. Buy weapons from the USA/UK/Russia & China


INVADE


Steps to be taken after the Invasion:

1.  Use the 7alwa to win hearts & minds 
2.  Use the new money to build housing and services for Qataris & Bahrainis
3.  Sell Harrods and any Football team bought immediately!
4.  Invest in Education & Healthcare
5. Create the Bahraini-Qatari Victory Bridge!
6. Make one RED Flag, however, the Royal Car would be Maroon to make it fair!
7. Create a Parliament in Qatar merge it with Bahrain and implement one vote one voice so everyone is happy :) And introduce Unions and LMRA 
8. Give me Al-Jazeera


And everyone lives happily ever after.



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