Bahrain Trolls

I am upset that I have been left out of the Bahrain Trolls list created by "Shehab". Therefore, I decided come up with my own list!

Trolls: “One who posts a deliberately provocative message to newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.”

5.  Mohammed Al-Daaysi (MDaaysi).  His deal is, he tries to appear intelligent.  He probably thinks he is too!!  He calls himself a Conservative Liberal.  Absolute Lunacy if you ask me!  He is part of the Al-Daaysi Family.  They are a well known family in Bahrain especially for funding the LuLu!  He reportedly went on a Hunger Strike too!  The EDB must be happy at least we are technically lowering our food subsidies as a Government due to the increase in Hunger Strikes.  But realistically these people are attention whores, they just was to get more followers, and be liked.  Sad, who does that?

4.  Maryam Al-Khawaja:  This troll is special, she starts trolling/tweeting with a DP of her flowing hair.  BAM!! Feb14 Islamic Revolution Iran style and the head gear comes on!  She accuses everybody and everything of being against her liberal democratic demands; she also attends the Khomeini Conference in London under the name Sister Maryam Al-Khawaja.  She has excelled in the art of lying including the fact that she allows us to believe she graduated from Brown University.  (She never did).  Funded completely by Iran, daughter of the Abdul Hadi Al-Khawaja (Danish Passport) He allegedly fled Bahrain to Denmark to gain political asylum; some asylum when you keep coming back to Bahrain.  A.Hadi, also has the tendency to smack himself in the face before appearing on camera he even asked me to give him a love bite on his neck once! (Sick Bastard)

3.  Zainab Al-Khawaja:  Sister of Maryam Al-Khawaja, currently in Bahrain.  Goes under the twitter name ArgryArabiya.  She tried to gain attention Oprah-Style by announcing a diet.  Well she called it a "hunger strike".  She was caught ordering from Chilis at the Jawad Dome, her hunger strike ended, and she was hospitalized.  Mysteriously she didn't lose any weight! 

2.  Nabeel Rajab:  Liar Extraordinaire.  He once tweeted 20 tweets while he alleged a Bahraini Apache Helicopter was bombing his house.  Neither his house or he was harmed.  His constant claims of abuse and mistreatment by the Bahraini Government constantly clash with his oppulent home, and many businesses in Bahrain.  This also includes the BATH DOKTOR, his Shit clearing business he's so good at (No Joke).  Somehow his wife even got a government job years ago as a secretary, some abuse huh?  


1.  Mahmood Al-Yousif. (Mahmood) He's a Double Sided, Swing Both Ways troll!  He will go totally against the Government, and switch back when things gets a little crazy.  Remember his letter on Feb14 Failing, and Nabeel Rajab pissed off about that in the roundabout?!  He calls it trying to be balanced.  Yeah right!  Then he goes on by making himself really famous on twitter after his famous salivating blogpost where he literally says the picture of Anne Hathaway with her boobs sticking out makes him salivate!  Shame on you!!  He doesn't stop there oh no, he goes on to the National Dialogue after being invited due to his BlogFather status, and White House connections and demands PORN.  He literally says the net should no be censored except for CHILD Pornography and hate/terrorism.  So basically I would be censored under the subject of TERRORISM, but he can watch his PORN! how SICK and VILE.  I mean if you were going to list exceptions why didn't you ask them to ban Bestiality? Are you saying that's ok?  Mahmood also shows up under different names, when he doesn't want to tweet under Mahmood.  Who does that?

I will continue posting later, the Warden is giving a speech in a bit, and we'll all have Friday Lunch soon.  Hassan Mushaima now sentenced for life has decided to write all this thoughts in this blog stay tuned followers